Tuesday, August 10, 2010

搭错线 Wrong Channel

前天因为家事和阿姨谈了一通很长的电话,细谈之下她终于知道我和意大利男友分手了,再细谈,才发现原来我可爱的老妈‘搭错线’。因为我带她去台湾,之前又安排一日游到马六甲,再来就是八月的浮罗交怡3天行。。。敏感的她是觉得某些东西不对劲,还以为她会察觉我突然多了那么多时间,应该会想到我恢复单身。

唉,见鬼,原来她以为我那么殷勤,是准备明年甩下她,拍拍屁股到意大利去了。所以她告诉阿姨可以见我多一面的一面(==' 又不是永别。。。)难怪有时我和朋友出去多了,她就怪里怪气的。

老妈,如果可以丢下你,早2年前已经做了啦,干嘛要浪费机票钱飞来飞去?

之前没带你出国是因为用泥机车铲你都请不动你,若非邻居阿姨到处旅行我恐怕到现在都逼不到你上飞机。没敢带你去远行是因为之前那部灵鹿不那么安全嘛,又小,远行会坐到腰酸骨痛啊。

我知道你是心疼我不会赚钱又要供车供屋,但是挨了一辈子,就享享福吧,让我来扛下你的担子(不过我还是不会介意你煮饭烧菜的。。。呵呵呵。。。),其它的就照旧,兵来将挡,水来土掩咯。

很奇妙的母女关系吧,我们平时就像对情侣,会拖手跑街,也会闹情绪顶嘴,爱死对方又不甘愿说出口,对私人关系从来都是三箴其口,不多问我也不多说,反正也没什么好说。就是这样才需要透过阿姨的嘴巴来告诉她我以恢复单身了吧?

今天放工回家,老妈的样子好像有点不一样。。。应该已经收到风了吧?

A day before I had a very long conversation with aunt due to some family issues, and she finally knew that I had broken up with my italian boyfriend. Ya man I didn't really announce loudly, coz... I dont see the reason, and there is no chance for me to do so.

And through out the conversation, I finally know that my mum actually had tune to a wrong channel and thought that I am going to ditch her for Italy next year!

What??!

Duh... she thought I brought her to Taiwan for holiday and the short trip to Melacca and the upcoming trip to Langkawi was sign of something.

Ya man, its a sign of being single lah hallo! But still, wrong reception. Hahaha... my dear dear mummy...

Didn't you notice that you're so stubborn that even the crane also might not able to move you up to the plane? Come on, driving you oustation with the little kancil was way too dangerous, and nothing but backache!

I do know that you pity me for I've to pay the housing and car loan and everything else, but ... but but...you've done your part and you shall now enjoy a bit of life, leaving all the shitty stuff aside.

Life is too harsh for you, and so I do wish you can enjoy a bit here and there within my limited capability, before another waves hit you...

So dear little stubborn mummy, I guess now you've know that your daughter is single and will not ditch you already right? And yeah... we'll be going to China next year!

13 comments:

子平 said...

字行間可以感受到妳和母親的情感,至於感情的事隨風去吧!

也很少和家人談到私事,呵,不多說不多問!!!

LionGirl said...

Ah, a filial daughter. I like that. I'm also planning for a China trip end of this year. Will be looking out at MATTA fair this coming Sept to catch some value buys. Maybe that would be useful for you too. Who knows? We may end up in the same trip together! Haha!

Casendra said...

子平你起的很早哦!谢了,唯有这样 :)

LionGirl, yeah, me too waiting for that. In fact its not cheap nowaday, but probably they will have more days to choose :) Me thinking of 1) Zhang Jia Jie 2) Kun Meng(coz not too cold) 3) Guilin

Hehe, I shall spot your face there!

Cheers!

FaiTh said...

sob sob... so touching....

古克石屋 said...

可以这样淡然的谈论你的感情,想必应该是放下了吧??
结束是另一次的开始,祝福你了。

Casendra said...

谢谢你 :) 得到妈妈的真传,死死也会撑下去,哈哈。。。还好啦,活这就得好好走下去咯,不能浪费资源。。。

Lonewolf said...

很窝心的误会。。。真是哭笑不得。咱们一起为生活加油吧!

Jeff Tan said...

有空我们三五好友喝喝茶、谈谈心吧,不然半夜不睡起身做么?
我真是他妈的后知后觉。。。整天潜水啦!!

Casendra said...

狼爷,就这么讲定咯。

Jeff, 你也知道自己成了潜水大帝eh? 叫你多关心同事的啦,整天顾着玩

Louisa said...
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Louisa said...

Honey, mums have their nightmares as well. ;)
Really wrong channel but it does happen. Hope you're doing fine!! And, remember to miss me.

Casendra said...

Hi Louisa, do I know you?

Mememe said...

Nuttin wrong with being single ok??
Single rox!!

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