抗烟大行动(3) ~ 亲爱的老板 Cigarettes Revolution (3) ~ Dear Boss

Its 3.15pm and AGAIN the cigarette devils assembly in my boss room ~ where they called it the last sanctuary of smoking area in office...

So? Easy, I just took my laptop, ear phone, handphone, water bottle and MOVED OUT to another sister company which located at the same row but different office slot ~ where I call it the new 'non smoking sanctuary'...

As a good staff, I always informed my boss where the hell am I, and so, I sms my boss...

Me: 'Hi Boss, I am working from xxx office. tq'
Boss: 'Ok. why, any issue?'
Me: ' Yes, I am not feeling so well and can't take the cigeratte smell in office'
Boss: 'I tot XXX office worst? Its an open smoke area'
Me: 'Hehe, no they ban smoking in office here'
Boss: **silent....

Bypass strategy is good to use sometimes as taughted by Sun Wu, the hell I wanna waste my time & energy to ask you do not smoke eh?

下午3点15分，烟民再次聚集在老板的房间（公司最后的吸烟区）大吸特吸，好像快世界末日，不吸就没机会再吸似的。

结果？当然是再次乌烟瘴气。所以？很简单，我收拾‘行李’，往‘子公司’（公司新的禁烟区）去！（同一栋楼，同一层，隔几个单位而已）

身为一名好的员工，我向来都很有交待，所以我传短讯给我亲爱的老板。

小人：‘老板，我在xxx做工’
老板：‘好。 为什么？有什么问题吗？’
小人：‘是的，我不太舒服所以受不了公司的烟味’
老板：‘咦，那里不是更糟吗？公开吸烟的叻’
小人：‘老板，人家正式禁烟了’
老板：**无言。。。

绕道战术有时更加省时省力，不对吗？

photo from: www.healingtalks.com/health/what...garette/

抗烟大行动 (2) Cigarettes Revolution (2)

16天的抗战，战情激烈，虽然死了很多细胞，也不完全胜利，不过，已经有好些人受不了我的‘淫威’-----〉1）一吸烟就拿着相机站在那里准备拍照 2）威胁他们我可能因为吸得二手烟的关系check不到claim, 那么claim支票就会延迟，那他们就没钱还信用卡数 3）再吸，等着在面子书曝光吧！（呵呵。。。其实是他们让步啦，人是不错的就是爱吸烟。。。）

哇哈哈哈。。。。最重要的是，狼爷终于出手了！看看那海报，那个‘不’字一次又一次的被人涂黑，我一次又一次的把那‘不’字填上去，填到没有位子啦。狼爷就是狼爷，脑袋转的快，把那个‘不’字稍微移位，把一句 ‘这里不是吸烟厅’变成了‘这里是非吸烟厅’。

嘿嘿，不再孤军作战，爽！狼爷，你是行的！

16 days of battle, tho it's not a total victory, lots of blood & brain cells sacrificed, but many of them already started to smoke outside the office under my 'threathening' -----> 1) Anytime standby camera to take smoker's photo 2) blackmail them I might not be able to check their claim if I smell too much of cigarettes... no claim no $$... hehe... 3) Smoke again, lets tag yourself in Facebook! hehee... (actually my colleagues are really nice lah, if not they don't really give a damn one...)

Most important is, Wolf finally use his wisdom to win battle! Look at the 'poster', the 'NOT' has been scribbled many times and I keep re-write the 'NOT' on it until it is running out of space. One day morning, Wolf just happily, easily write the 'NON' at the corner and magically make the whole sentence changed!

Instead of 'This is not a smoking hall', it become 'This is a NON smoking hall'.

Bravo Wolf!

抗烟大行动 Cigarettes Revolution

还记得星期二一整个下午都在下雨吗? 天气凉凉的本来应该很爽才对。。。天知道吃完午饭回来，一进门，公司又再次的变成烟工厂。

可以怎样？开窗咯。开两扇窗，咦，怎么熏气依然。。。再开多两扇。。。啊，想死，还是被熏的天昏地暗，然后开始咳嗽（不是‘扮耶’，绝对出于自然反应）。脸蛋开始变黑，msn开始出现诅咒字眼。结果我的女友给了道良方我，呵呵。。。看看以下的成品吧！虽然香烟依旧，但绝对起了那么一丁点的作用，最低限度我现在是正面对抗了。。。哈哈。。。 不用‘暗谷’ :p

革命尚未成功，同志仍需努力！

Still remembered this Tuesday it almost rain the whole afternoon? Supposed it is a nice cozy weather to work, but then, as soon as I stepped in office after lunch... ggrrrrhhh.... SMOKE! Again, office become smoke factory...!#$%^&*$!?*#&^%

KNS ah, what to do? Open the window lo... at first 2, then 4 opened, yet the super cigarette smell still stagnant in office (guess is bcos of the rain that the air density is low and the smell just didnt go off!).

Face become longer and blacker, msn started to show cursing smell.

With the super situation, my super gf give me a super suggestion - bring the camera, walk around and snap the smoker's photos and put a big cross sign there NO SMOKING!

Oh yeah baby, I am so into this suggestion and here I am! Hahaha... does it work? Errr... a bit bit at the moment, but the point is, I am making this loud and no longer wanna suffered in silence... revolution start!

左边是茶水间，右边是老板的房间，两间都是烟工厂。。。@_@
Left is pantry, Right is boss's room. Both also smoke factory...duh...

史狄夫被吓到。。。来不及逃跑了，呵呵。。。
Steve got freak out when I snapped his photo...hahaha....

烟皇大方的成为模特儿。。。
Smoke King become the model steadily...

颓废的烟样。。。
Memang tak boleh pakai...What a face...

爽。。。呵呵，不久的将来应该还会有更多模特儿。。。大家拭目以待吧！

More model to come as the engineers coming back from outstation, just wait and see!