Monday, November 1, 2010

抗烟大行动(3) ~ 亲爱的老板 Cigarettes Revolution (3) ~ Dear Boss

Its 3.15pm and AGAIN the cigarette devils assembly in my boss room ~ where they called it the last sanctuary of smoking area in office...

So? Easy, I just took my laptop, ear phone, handphone, water bottle and MOVED OUT to another sister company which located at the same row but different office slot ~ where I call it the new 'non smoking sanctuary'...

As a good staff, I always informed my boss where the hell am I, and so, I sms my boss...

Me: 'Hi Boss, I am working from xxx office. tq'
Boss: 'Ok. why, any issue?'
Me: ' Yes, I am not feeling so well and can't take the cigeratte smell in office'
Boss: 'I tot XXX office worst? Its an open smoke area'
Me: 'Hehe, no they ban smoking in office here'
Boss: **silent....

Bypass strategy is good to use sometimes as taughted by Sun Wu, the hell I wanna waste my time & energy to ask you do not smoke eh?

下午3点15分,烟民再次聚集在老板的房间(公司最后的吸烟区)大吸特吸,好像快世界末日,不吸就没机会再吸似的。

结果?当然是再次乌烟瘴气。所以?很简单,我收拾‘行李’,往‘子公司’(公司新的禁烟区)去!(同一栋楼,同一层,隔几个单位而已)

身为一名好的员工,我向来都很有交待,所以我传短讯给我亲爱的老板。

小人:‘老板,我在xxx做工’
老板:‘好。 为什么?有什么问题吗?’
小人:‘是的,我不太舒服所以受不了公司的烟味’
老板:‘咦,那里不是更糟吗?公开吸烟的叻’
小人:‘老板,人家正式禁烟了’
老板:**无言。。。

绕道战术有时更加省时省力,不对吗?


photo from: www.healingtalks.com/health/what...garette/

8 comments:

[SK] said...

hmmm, i thot it's non-smoking zone by law for all closed-environment air-conditioned premises??

Lonewolf said...

Wahahaha... good strategy. Hopefully he gets the message and ban smoking in new office.

Fennie Yap said...

我还是很讨厌香烟的味道。不过我还以为办公室封闭的空间都不应该有人抽烟才对啊!

Casendra said...

SK, only if they understand human language or earth language...unfortunately, many of them DON'T!

Wolf, u still have hope ah? Hahaha... that is very positive...hahahahaha...

Casendra said...

还是那句,要嘛他们不归类在‘人’的别类里,要嘛,就是不懂人话人情等等等。。。

FaiTh said...

its ok... XXX company always welcome you... come whenever you like it!!!

RealGunners said...

ur boss will send out memo:
"the non smoker already move out, whoever wanna smoke can come here without worry anymore"

Casendra said...

Hahaha.... till then, i'll tender my resignation letter ;)

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