我可爱的老妈 My Cute Little Mother

基本上这是‘搭错线（2）’。

昨晚和堂姐们吃完晚饭，我就顺道载着老妈去找阿德琳拿回我的东西。

路上，老妈说‘阿德琳以前住斯里八打灵的。。。’

我说‘噫，你做么会记得的？你几时见过她？’

哇，不得了，老妈看着我狠狠的鸟道‘哎呀你的脑袋做什么？整天昏昏噩噩那样，你到底做什么的？？’

我做什么啦？ 善忘而已嘛，而且吃了那清蒸螃蟹，酒精发酵嘛，脑袋就不难么灵光。。。（我本来就因为某些因素启动了脑袋保护功能，善忘了9 年啦，又不是第一天）

我说‘噢，你们的确见过面。。。马六甲，对对对。。。’

老妈再接再力的鸟道‘我警告你，你出去不要乱喝啤酒，不要‘pak’丸子，不要给我‘摇头’！’

哇兰eh。。。还是第一次给人警告我不要碰毒品。。。还是我老妈叻！

无话可说。彻底败给了她。哈哈。。。　忍不住要高喊，老妈，你很可爱啊！！！！！！

做人子女不容易，做父母更难，又不能辞职，又不能不理，就这样扛着关爱和操心一辈子，利害啊！

父母不错的朋友们，要孝顺叻！

You see, basically this is the 'Wrong Channel - 2'.

Yesterday after the family dinner I went to Adeline's house to pick up my stuff, mum tagging along.

In the car, she said 'Adeline last time stayed in Sri Petaling one right...'

I said 'Huh, how come you remembered? Errr... how come you know, when you met her eh??'

She stared at me very much one kind and said 'tsk tsk tsk... you ah... aiyerrr... what's wrong with your brain??'

I was like 'Err... oh ya ya, aiseh we went Melacca D-paradise together...ya man... you've met her before' (I seriously think it's bcos of the steam crab that the cook put so much wine inside that makes my brain SLOW that I suddenly couldnt recall mah...)

Mum continued and said 'I tell you ah, you go out ah, dont take beer, dont take pills (drug) dont you ever go 'shake head'

!!??!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Drugs??! ME???

My goodness! Arggghh... it was my brain's defense mechanism(makes me so much forgetful) haven't been slow down plus the effect of the steam wine crab ok!!!!

Haih, I thot I am steady enough not to make her worry, see, thats the tough part of being a mother, you can never resign, can never stop loving neither stop worrying the kid...

So children out there, be grateful and appreciate that there are still someone here to nag and worry bout you eh?

就是它们惹的祸...

They're the one who made me blur blur...